Cool Stuff: ‘Predator’ Inspires Limited Edition Dutch Bourbon Whiskey
By Ethan Anderton/Dec. 27, 2018 6:00 am EST
Here’s how Silver Screen Bottling Company describes their latest cinematic whiskey:
But you ain’t got time to bleed.
There are days when you are pushing too many pencils, feeling slack-jawed, and there’s nothing you can do to get your mind to stick around. Days when you’re dropped in the meat-grinder, and life looks at you as if you ain’t no man. You’re just a bleeding thing, alien to everyone around you, and it’s as if the whole world is saying- if it bleeds, we can kill it.
It’s payback time. You remember a little taste of home: Dutch Bourbon Whiskey. Filling a glass, the aroma digs in like an Alabama tick. Knock, knock…this is quality. You take a sip, and the smooth taste takes you away on a chopper of blended flavors. Like a rescue team, not assassins.
Another sip, and your mind wanders to exotic Val Verde, where the jungle comes alive and takes you on a journey filled with cold mud baths, waterfall diving, and trophy hunting. It makes Cambodia look like Kansas, but you want more, because your appetite for adventure is as big as a house.
This is Dutch Bourbon Whiskey. When you’re in a world of hurt, a sip of Ol’ Painless will have you saying “I’m gonna have me some fun.
Surely you won’t want to get to the choppa after you’ve tossed back a few glasses of this bourbon whiskey with full-bodied flavor and hints of vanilla, coconut, and bergamon. But as you can see, the bottle isn’t shy about using that famous quote from the movie in the form of an elite special forces patch design. The logo also features the signature laser sight of the Predator surrounding the choppa in question.
If you want to get your hands on this Predator whiskey, you can pre-order it over at DutchWhiskey.com for $34.99, and it’s expected to arrive sometime in April.
